Posts Tagged ‘Crap’

mischief night pranks ?

Saturday, December 19th, 2009
dog waste bags


ok now me & my friends are juniors & seniors in high school. we really want some good ideas for mischief night. not the gay egging the house; toilet paper trees; dog poo in bags, stuff like that.now dont answer with the ” thats illegal crap”. i take law classes in high school so i know what im getting myself into. if you dont have a good prank dont waste your time. oh & no peanut butter in these pranks. i dont wanna kill anyone bc they had a peanut allergy.
PLEASE HELP ME!
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Dog waste.what a waste?

Thursday, December 17th, 2009
dog waste bags


I’m mortified to hear that so many dog owners pick up their doggie doo n a plastic bag and throw bag into a garbage can. This seems like standard practice here. (I live in Vancouver, BC Canada).

Surely there is a more environmental solution for this. My questions:
1) Isn’t it better for the environment to simply leave the dog poo. Doesn’t this provide nutrients for plants? Aside from the obvious, I mean stepping in crap, which is annoying of course.

2) Can’t there be a simplier solution, like have a special trough that dogs go into, near parks, with something that breaks down the the dog’s waste into something more useful.

3) Potentially, could all the dog waste be made into something useful like fuel, or fertilizer if collected properly.

Do you ever ask dog owners if they have a bag for the poop (when they are out walking the dog)?

Thursday, December 17th, 2009
dog poop bags


Is this overstepping my bounds? See, my hometown has long been one where people had pooper scoopers or crap bags because there is a higher consciousness about that stuff. I have lived one town over for years and it’s blue-collar and all and I have rarely, if ever, seen anyone with a bag. They just let their dogs crap on other people’s lawns, which I think is rude, along with the SIDEWALK, which is unmentionable! And then I found out that rats’ #1 source of nourishment is DOOGY-DOO! EW!
I have asked a couple of times and in neither case did the person take offense, of which I was very happy. It was certainly not meant to interfere but just out of a sense of civic responsibility.
I personally feel that dog poop is very bad for the grass, given that dogs are carnivores. Think about it–why is cow and horse manure always used and not dogs’? THE LATTER ARE VEGETARIANS! Their manure is not acidic like carnivores’!
Julia: You make a good point. What I do is look at the dog as it is pooping and see if the owner has a bag in hand or is reaching for one. Never would I think of jumping the gun. Those people are being rude to you if they see the bag in your hand! Maybe they just don’t like other people’s dogs using their lawn as a toilet? I never could understand how it’s legal for people to go around and have their dogs even urinate on private property so if anyone out there has knowledge of laws on this, I’d be interested.
Argg: That is a novel idea! Good for you and it also educated people, which it is all about. Sometimes people others doing something and they think it’s okay and it just takes one person to set them straight!

best and worst dog foods?

Saturday, December 12th, 2009
dog waste bags


Does it really matter what brand of dog food your dog eats? Do dogs really care whether you feed them expensive or cheap dog food? My chiuahah eats my other dogs sh*t!Theres dogs that eat crap out of the dumsters in Mexico. I feed my chiuahahs pedigree and they eat that just fine. Arent you guys wasting money paying $60 bags of dog food when you can buy the same amount of food for $15/20?

How can I make a huge diaper for my great dane so he doesnt poop?

Saturday, December 5th, 2009
dog poop bags


My great dane never quits pooping. I invited some members of my church over this morning for Sunday brunch and my great dane totally embarrassed me by squating in the middle of the living room and taking a huge stinking, steamy poop in front of 12 people, most of whom were old men and old women. I had to get a giant dust pan from the closet and put on a big plastic cleaning glove and scoop this crap up into a trash bag and it was so horrible. It was like cleaning up horse poop. Then the plastic garbage bag broke and I had dog poop all over the front steps of my house and on the sidewalk. One mess just led to another. My dogs name is Teeny and he can be such a dope sometimes. The look on everyone’s face was of complete horror and shock. The smell was atrocious and I think thats why Nobody even touched the ham and cheese croisant sandwiches I made after that incedent. Then Teeny put his big head up to the dining room table and stuck his big smelly head into the punch bowl and was drinking the sherbet punch I made! I had to shoo him away otherwise I’m sure nobody would have touched the punch either. God does this dog embarrass me sometimes. How can I properly train him? He’s so big and stupid and thinks everything is for him. And here I was trying to impress the pastor and his wife. Lord help me….I want to somehow make a cloth diaper for him so he can use it then I can take the diaper off and take it outside and hose it off. Should I use an old sheet and cut it into a triangle? Where can I buy giant safety pins???

Dog food is all the same?

Thursday, November 26th, 2009
dog waste bags


Does it really matter what brand of dog food your dog eats? Do dogs really care whether you feed them expensive or cheap dog food? My chiuahah eats my other dogs sh*t!Theres dogs that eat crap out of the dumsters in Mexico. I feed my chiuahahs pedigree and they eat that just fine. Arent you guys wasting money paying $60 bags of dog food when you can buy the same amount of food for $15/20